My Insult To Society (Under Construction)

For The Win

2007-02-16T00:22:00.000-05:00

Here We Go, Almost in time for the NEXT one... *sigh*

Roommates

2007-02-08T23:48:00.000-05:00

Public Relations Aren't

2007-02-02T00:31:00.000-05:00

WOOHOO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE ARE BACK

My Insult to Society (Still located at it's crappy old residence) IS BACK and we are so Happy to bring forth distrubing images that will shock your little wee wee. Yes yes, more penis jokes than EVER!!! I apologize that it will be a Weekly Comic until Deuce's sorry ass can get used to working the Photo shop magic, but here's what he was able to throw together, hopefully next week will be a bit more polished, but only time will tell. Thank you all for waiting so patiently and giving us the support to come back, and Here we are.

we couldn't have done it with out you guys.

-The Staff of Corporation Zero.

The Return of the Great White Dope.

2006-07-14T02:35:00.000-05:00

Here it is, proof that my scanner is operational! Also proof that I don't have photoshop yet so Resizing is out of the question, thank you photobucket.

OK, I've said on Myspace and other places... like myspace... cause i post elsewhere i swear... that monday i'll have an actual comic, possibly not true. It all depends on why my buddy can get me photoshop and when i can get the crash course out of they way, while working and gaming, and saving my church from anihillation, and trying to get a girlfriend... *sigh*

Alas, here is the new design/direction/what i scribbled for My Insult to society.

Check it and love.

Shards

2006-07-03T18:24:00.000-05:00

The image itself is a start on a theory I have on making digital artwork... I used to do things like this on Matteboard back in highschool when I was bored... I really wish I could have turned some of them in as peices, my teacher would have loved them... they used all the elements of artwork so well... I wish I had let her know how much she really did teach me.

Alas... So i make this My sworn solemn promise... with July 4th coming tomorrow... Before July Is out, There will be at least One new comic... I don't know when, but I promise that I will spend the time and money to get my tools back, and now that Jeremy has been kind enough to donate his computer to the cause... My Insult To Society will be back before august...

I'll make a bigger one soon, that didn't capture it's beauty....

More scribbles yo

2006-05-02T15:50:00.000-05:00

OK ok ok ok ok ok ok ok... ok ok ok ok ok ok ok OK

I havfe a job, i start thursday, I will be blowing money on magic cards, and then the rest of it will be saved up to get a new scanner, and a new computer seeing as jeremy has decreed that he will claim his computer back even though he hasn't got my money back to him... but then again I don't want to drive THAT much of a wedge between me and him... so i'll give it back...

But yes, soon enough I will have the time and funds to get My Insult back together... until then, more scribbles!!!

Still Under Construction (Me and the Comic)

2006-04-12T01:59:00.000-05:00

See, i can draw with my right hand, if i scribble more

Ok guys, I'm wasting Paul's valuable night time computer use, so I'll make this brief.
I love all of you, and I thank you for showing me dedication to check back even though you know I'm dead to the world. I promise you children of the Insult, that I will return shortly, I've given up any semblance of a normal life, in exchange i'm going to search for a Job that gives me down time and time to work on the Comic again, until I can get back into college and get an actual career in Art, So soon I will be getting enough money to buy a new Scanner and maybe a Wacom pad, if anyone knows of any good prices... Ok hold on, shit I need to use punctuation.

Yes help out if you can, but don't fret, I can handle the reconstruction on my own. Until I can get a real Scanner I'm going to be spending all the downtime I have working on getting my style down better so that I can draw the comic with much speed and accuracy.

In further news I will maybe try to do crazy stuff, like get some free webhosting on ComicGenesis or this place Keith is trying to get for me. But until then children, keep hope in your hearts and your prayers flowing, I need all the support I can get to get this comic going again.

Good night, and God bless.

-Deuce-

Explode

2006-02-16T14:22:00.000-05:00

Lack of Hours + Friend Losing job + Friend Going into Labor + failed experiment with Caffinee ghosts + Comic being due + Getting back from Kentucky + getting ready for Florida + Loneliness on Valentine's Day =

Yay... i say i be dead now... updates when I get the chance...
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Edit- 02-27-06 6:02 pm

Okay, after finally getting out of florida, life has been going well, I'm working on getting the next comic ready, but i have no guarantee of it being updated by march.

*sigh* love y'all, i'll be fixed soon.

The Kombunga Mushroom People

2006-02-13T14:50:00.000-05:00

Here is the comic finally, damn, with progess like this I'll never get into Sketchbattle. Gotta get back in line.

Marcus, i must say your offer seems tempting... but if I don't give myself a set time and schedule i'll never update.

But here is the comic that was supposed to be up friday, I'm beginning work on the comic for today, which will be posted tomorrow... and hopefully won't suck as bad. and then Wednesday's comic posted wednesday, and friday's comic posted friday.
oh god it burns.

see you all later

Oh, and if the guy who stole my wallet happens to find one of the My Insult To Society Buisness cards, then you should be seeing this website soon. I hope you burn in the deepest pits of hell you Spic bastard...

I was talking to the Duck

2006-02-07T23:49:00.000-05:00

Here it is Ladies and Gents, the second entry into the Joke series. more in a sec.
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So You've probablly been wondering what the deal is with the Jokes illustrated. Recently I've been inspired by the Aristocrats... where the joke is so horrible that it's become almose a secret handshake among the great comedians of the day. And the way you can tell someone's comedy style is the way they tell the joke. And well hell... a Joke is all about how you tell it... So here I am. Telling classic Bar Jokes through sight and text... mainly so those deaf guys can finally get it.

Well, see you all friday, and then monday, I should get the comic finished when I get back from Virginia.
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No Friday Comic, there's so much that needed to be done for the trip that I didn't get a chance to finish it. I will post Friday's Comic Monday and M0nday's comic tuesday, then wednesday's comic Wednesday.... fun fun... *cries*

A Priest, A Nun, and a Rabbi

2006-02-06T14:06:00.000-05:00

Yeah, sure it's 2:30 and I said it'd be posted by 6, Technicalities... I'm trying to do better. Take care my reader posse.

The Sun Is On Fire!

2006-02-01T00:23:00.000-05:00

There we go, Before One o'clock...

I apologize for the delay in updating and for the quality of the image, but I'm too worn out to even make a good excuse for why...

So I simply put up the truth...
BLAME PAUL!!!
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Edit 2-1-06 10:41 AM

Ok so it wasn't entirely Paul's Fault, I was just killing a small bit of time by rebuilding a Magic Deck, and then he's all "Wanna play?" and I was stupid enough to say "Sure!" At 11:30...

So yeah, it was the Serpants fault too right? he tempted her!!! Stupid women...

But enough about me being bitchy, Welcome Ladies and Gents to the Official First Comic of 2006! As you can see it's the first of the month and no Jesus Boy and Gothic Dude, That's because I'm going to make their bit an End of the Month Skit from now on... mainly so I can put more thought into it instead of vomitting up something real fast.

So I'm atetempting to take on a new direction with the comic, which won't really take effect until the end of this here lovely month. I almost made a big mistake, you see. My Insult To Society almost ran the risk of becoming a Gaming comic! Which would not be what I want by any stretch of the Imagination.

My Insult To Society should be as it's name infers... A slap to the face of all we hold true and dear, reminding people of the simple things we should know but deliberately forget because we don't care anymore. I want to re open the eyes of the world and make them sprout forth Fountaining Anime Tears of Blood (c).

But we'll just have to see how well that goes true believers.

Besides, how happy could the sun really be up their in the sky, with no one to hold...

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12:37 02-06-06

Wow... This day in June is gonna be fun

Ok my readers, the 6 of you not one foot in the grave, I apologize, The comic is sitting beside me as we speak, but the scanner is about a mile and a half a way... So it should.. SHOULD be up before 6 AM, but I'm not making any promises, cause I don't know when I will be able to leave Candace and Mike's Hospitality.

So until then, I simply leave you with this.

McKay's Books will soon have My Insult To Society Fliers posted weekly to let people in on the secret.

Cheap advertising is the best advertising.

Peace y'all

This Never Happened

2006-01-20T14:37:00.000-05:00

Here, some insanity to hold you off another week, oh god it is just a week or so before My Insult is to make a *cough* triumphant *hack* return... alas, It will be ready! Kicking off February in Style and bling yo...

Alright enough of that, February is Black History month, and since racism has become a staple amongst gamers, lets start getting being better people. No more fucking racial slurs over X box live, no more tags over innocent chinese folk. Be fair and realistic with your racism, not all Asians farm gold, but they do all have small penises. Not all African Americans are criminals, but they do all have an obsession with shoes. So take careful aim, There's no need to be rude about it.

Check out Tha New Flava! Yo!

2005-12-17T23:23:00.000-05:00

Here is some updated character art... (ish) and stuff, to keep y'all interested until December 25 when I release the Spectacular Christmas Spectacular...

It'll be a spectacle...

Tales from on the Road

2005-12-02T14:21:00.000-05:00

Well here we are ladies and gent's , a comic... I'm postinging this from the same spot i made it, on my grandmother's computer...

Monday will be when I post the next, and possibly the last comic of 2005....

That's right... More than likely i'm going to take a nice long Hiatus... Hiedus... Break... till... February...

I apologize for any inconveniences that this will create for people, but the comic itself has become and inconvenience for me. Trying to meet the deadlines with out getting any compensation aside from a tiny fan base (don't get me wrong, I love ever last one of you guys) but my life has gotten so full up with shit, my actual job, my parents moving back into town, Lack of access to equipment, and the general lack of funds. All of those things and more are forcing me to keep my self at bay. So it's official, Monday's comic will be the last comic until Wednesday... Feburary 1, 2006. Of course at the same Time, With a month and a half to prepare, i should have actual Hosting and A legit site. Booyah...

well...

Till then ladies and germs... may those that love us, love us. And those that do not love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he does not turn their hearts may he turn their ankles, so that we will know them by their limping...

Wireless Country

2005-11-23T01:10:00.000-05:00

here is the comic, it looks like utter shit.. cause I couldn't find my eraser... Listen, I'm going to be looking into to getting supplies to work with Photoshop smoother. It's gonna take some time, Till then, this is what I'm stuck with, I'll get my eraser back for friday's comic. Or maybe not... definately have it before monday... Sigh.
Most webcomics are fretting over hosts crashing, and servers being fried, or lawyers suing them for being nice... My only fucking problem is an eraser... *sigh*

See y'all later. Peace

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Thanksgiving... No comic friday... i'm sorry... i just can't pull it off right now...

monday things should be better... i hope...

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12:32 pm Monday....

No comic yet.. still have to ink... the weekend has been harsher than I wanted... i crashed about 5... so here i am ready to finish... sorry y'all...

soon there will be a comic... no worries...

Explody to Teh Extreme

2005-11-21T00:01:00.000-05:00

Hey look, talent, whadd ya know. I'm updating the comic now, I've gotta clock in at 10, so I'm gonna go get some sleep (and by sleep, I mean Devil May Cry)

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Ok, holy shit guys, I don't work at Panera Bread! I work at Office Max on Clinton Highway, oh god!

The incident of Panera was when I went there to get some soup and hang out with Vader, and this jackass was walking around, talking loud on his cell phone and making sure that everyone in the building saw him talking on his cell phone. And I thought it'd be really funny if he was so proud of his cell phone, and then It exploded. So I drew the sketches of him going boom. And there you have it.

It's based off my hatred of the General Atmosphere, I DON'T WORK THERE, OMR!!! (Oh my Ra, thanks Holy Bibble)

Reaching out For Support

2005-11-18T00:01:00.000-05:00

Gasp, Oh Noes! It's a fourth panel! that's right, more space for more story telling, cause we're gearing up for the inevitable greatness that will soon befall us all. Woo hoo.

that's all i've got for now, gonna go to bed.

Subliminalality

2005-11-16T00:02:00.000-05:00

Hey Look, I'm only a minute late, BOOYAH. Things are getting back into a much more normal swing and I'm getting back to making with the funny. I've got a suprise for all of you guys friday that will put the comic into a whole new "perspective." Fucking foreshadowing.

As far as the job goes, it's not really that bad, It's going to be time consuming and I'm going to be pressured to push sales, but as soon as I learn the lingo I think i'll be able to handle it just fine. But as far as the subliminal messages go, I had turned my radio down low, and with how low the "Sales Leader" was speaking at the time, it sounded like subliminal messaging, and I was scared for a while.

as far as the waffles shirt, come on guys, you think paul has nothing else to wear? he's human, he has more than one pair of clothes. Besides, i've gotta throw out new ideas for people so i can see what gets reactions... I know the waffle's shirt got big reactions, now i'm wondering how well the "Shirt" shirt will do. But don't worry... waffles, and his shirt, is back on friday. Jeeze, gotta play the crowd now.

See you all friday, and keep with the voting and love.
yo

Aplogies and Retribution

2005-11-14T23:59:00.000-05:00

That little image hosting thing is in fact annoying... *sigh*

Ladies and Gentlemen we're back in buisness... I've gotten at least part of my emotional bullshit over with and now i'm here making the comics you all love. I do plan on keeping my sketch book with me so i can keep getting new ideas down on paper. And Paul is officially going to be writing scripts for upcoming strips. That's right, We'll be double teaming it soon, which should cut down on alot of time consumption on my part, if he can just write the damn things i can figure out how they should look easier. Two heads, definately better than one (That's why i like being a man)

Well that's all from my neck of the woods ( Fun Fact: i'm actually posting this at 4:15 am on Tuesday, i show up for my first day of work at 9... yay) I'm off to catch another 2.5 or so hours of sleep before my dad kicks me in the balls to wake me up!

or maybe if i can get on an adrenaline rush i'll work on the Soul Calibur 3 comic that was supposed to have been up monday... maybeh...

Keep up the love true believers.
-deuce

Taking Armistice Day Off

2005-11-11T20:22:00.000-05:00

Sorry about the lack of comic today, so much stuff going on it's getting a little weird out here.

here's some concept work of what will be happening with the comic soon, this is artwork i did while sketching at ihop at 1-am.

There it is... there will be a real comic monday. i promise.

Aspartine Kills

2005-11-09T00:01:00.000-05:00

Here's today's comic, it looks so dirty that it hurts, sorry about that. Photobucket is a bitch to work with but since all my shit is gone it's all i have to work with.

but all is getting better... soon...

take care y'all...

hope you can even see it... where's my stuff *cries*

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Hey guys, much apologies on behalf of the deuce as there will officially be no comic friday...
i am losing my mind with all the bullshit that's been going on around the house, my dad coming home, not getting any sleep trying to get the house ready for his welcome home... getting ready to own up to the fact that I've disobeyed, and allowed most of my roommates to disobey every direct fucking order my parents gave me when they left.

also I got to realize that the rug that I saw outside was an old style rug that was an Heirloom of my grandmothers... Simple requests that i give are fucking scoffed at... it's really fucking pathetic...

but don't worry, changes will be made... I swear it...

Hazardous Chemicals

2005-11-07T07:46:00.000-05:00

Comic's up late, but not as late as usual, I've finally got Illustrator so i'm going to get used to it for when I have time to actually work.

the comic looks unpolished i know, but that's cause all my programs are down and I'm also in a rush to get the house ready for my father who's coming back thursday, so I'm going to keep it all moving, but there may be late comics, there may be dirty looking comics... i'm trying my hardest.

the funny is still on the way, don't you worry.

ok, i can't deny it... i'm going to hell for this one...

Japan's War on Iraq!

2005-11-04T01:50:00.000-05:00

Jack thomspon is officially a racist idiot... go to www.gamepolitics.com and see for yourself, he's blaming japan for Grand Theft Auto being Sold in America... it's really getting pathetic...

I'm waiting till the day comes that he actually comes out and recites this comic

it'll happen...

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Monday's comic will be much later than I expected... I've been trapped in Oak Ridge all night away from my scanner, and now at 6:00 am i am home, but i cannot find any of the artwork for tonight... i'm desperately confused... so update as soon as I can find the sketches and get them up...

dammit, i just remembered where they were!

Jesus Boy and Gothic Dude #2

2005-11-02T14:54:00.000-05:00

15 hours late, no biggy... here's the second installment of Jesus Boy and Gothic dude.

Also for further notice, it's possible by monday, that the comic could be getting a nifty upgrade (ooohh) the suspense should kill you.

see you all friday...

Halloween Extravapalooza Part 4

2005-10-31T07:40:00.000-05:00

here it is, the final installment in the halloween extravapa oh fuck it... i'm too tired and fucked up on this disease to care...

read the comic, i'm going back to my coma...

edit 11-01-05 7:30pm

Coma averted, job in que, Life is good, Wednesday comic late, Buzzcomix reset, Vote vote vote.

that's about all i've got to say, aside from one other tidbit of information

TENKAICHI BLOWS, BUDOKAI 1 WAS MORE ENTERTAINING, DETAILS MONDAY (Comics are such a smooth media to play with.)

Halloween Exravapalooza Part 3

2005-10-27T23:01:00.000-05:00

Here is part 3 of the halloween extravapalooza.

I will indeed be out of the area for the weekend, but my trusty partner in crime Paul (Who you may find as the script writer in the future of this comic) will be updating promptly around midnight sunday, i hope... if nothing fucking goes wrong this time... *sigh*

thanks for the love and the voting, broke 240 thursday, I'm feeling all giddy!!!

Also Ladies and Gentlemen, The Comic will probablly be down temporarily Mid Today, because in an attempt to prevent my Photobucket bandwidth exceeding i'm going to do a little crazy stuff with that... and probablly going to a different photo host before december depending on how popular the comic is...

of course right now It would bring me joy for the comic to blow it's bandwidth, that means plenty of people are watching me at once! muahahaha

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Edit 12:07 10-28-2005
Hey guys, i apologize but i've been rushed, and so the comic on monday won't be up till mid day, I apologize for any inconveniences, but there's just no comic to post... i apologize guys, catch you later.

Halloween Extravapalooza Part 2

2005-10-25T23:01:00.000-05:00

So I tried something new, giving the all black thing a try, i'm never doing it again, but i figured it fit the peice for today... I've begun work on friday's comic and will probablly have Halloween's comic up mid day monday, no guarantee when I'll be getting back from flaming fall. *shrugs* if only i could put a post on draft with blogger and have it update on a certain time, that would be nifty...

oh well, as i made clear in the comments on monday's comic, not played the game yet, I'm curretnly reaching for a job with office max and that should give me enough income to exist just fine and get back into the gaming swing i really need...

Also, there's some nifty new artwork on the vote page incase you didn't already know, it's some of the best work i've done as far as the comic goes, and hopefully i'll be able to keep that as a common theme of goodness.

PS. probablly around the new year, I'm thinking i might actually start using storylines "Gasp" that's right, Continuity as a New years resolution bitches! also by that time i should get Front page and some happy hosting, so by the new year it will be a brand spanking new My Insult To Society... love y'all, thanks for giving me your time and votes. You keep up the love, i keep making the comics.

peace
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Edit 10272005-3:19am

Ladies and Gentlemen I want to thank you all, my first goals of this comic have been achieved, only 18 comics strong, still using a Jerry-Rigged Blogspot account and no notable achievements in the media of webcomics, but Thanks to the help of my supportive fans, The comic is now In the top 250 at Buzzcomix.net, meaning that soon we will break the 200 mark.
And when i say WE, i mean WE, you are the ones who have come to the site and shown me your love, and when I get the new hosting come the new year, I know you'll still be with me... Without You I would still be 3317 and never move forward... This is one of the greatest feelings i've ever felt.
And when I Get up into the 100's ... it'll be all your guy's fault for loving me so much...
Besides, i've got to do better than "The Noob" eventually, Seriously, I like D&D and W.O.W. Humor just as much as the next schmo, but what the fuck man... some of the stuff in "The Noob" is so fucking pathetic it makes me vomit... some of the jokes don't even have an actual punchline...
I know i'm slandering the top spot on the Buzzcomix board, but come on, how the hell did they get number one with that trash...

It boggles the mind sometimes...
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Halloween Extravapalooza Part 1

2005-10-23T23:01:00.000-05:00

Hey, it's late, whatever, people won't know unless I tell them... here is the comic and the halloween extravapalooza begins!

nothing else to really say, comment people, it's free an anonymous, do it often! and vote, that's free too!

Calling in Sick

2005-10-21T00:28:00.000-05:00

So I was playing Marvel :Nemisis, Rise of the Imperfects the other day, and I do believe that it could quite possibly have the worst engine of any suiperhero game period. Venom is slow and bulky, Wolverine's Regen doesn't even seem to be taken into consideration, and The Thing is slowed down by a fucking Sedan... The game itself is almost like Legends only you only control one single superhero as you battle EA's crappy bullshit character that are broken as all hell. The story mode is stocked full of boring 3 minute missions that keep you going from poorly rendered load scene to poorly rendered load screen, all the live long day. The only saving grace is that when you put up with the fucking story line, you unlock all the characters, then you can go into Versus Mode. the VS. Mode is the only vaguely entertaining point of the game, cause YOU get to choose who fights who, when and where they fight, and how badly to rip them a new one... But all of this is still overshadowed by the game's Biggest flaw. The Repetition, the game is so repetitive that it hurts, and further more, the game is so repetitive it hurts. There is no spiffy combo system for Wolverine that isn't the same god damn combo system for the Thing, or Elektra... the games fighting system is less original than Budokai 3... also, the game is so repetitive it hurt. So in my honest opinion this game gets a 5 out of 10, also in my honest opinion this game gets a 5 out of 10, i'd like to also point out that this game gets a 5 out of 10...

The Ninjun Strikes (This Comic Really Sucks)

2005-10-18T23:01:00.000-05:00

Yeah yeah yeah, bland, no back grounds, my art teacher would be killing me right now if she hadn't been mislead to believe that I moved to the southernmost outpost of antartica, where she is currently hunting for me. But that's that... For any explination on the gizzard thing, check out My Live Journal and some where on there is my explination of the gizzard battle.

Oh well, I'm still bummed that I waited an hour to hear Jack Thompson say something stupid on CNN tonight, and all i got was 10 seconds of him revomitting his classic phrase...

I've decided to be depressed now. Better comic friday, see ya'll

Edit 4:27 EST 10192005

So I've been dicking around with the HTML cause i thought it would be cool, and now the buttons are nice and neat up there in the top right corner. Easier to see, Easier to Vote, And you can Review the comic, tell me that i'm good so i can feel good about myself and make better comics.
i love monkeys...

Savior of the Foam

2005-10-16T23:01:00.000-05:00

You know, Looking back on it, I think I should have named it "Passion of the Foam" or "Thou Shalt Not Sluff" But this works all the same. Look look, new supporting character, Nezzy makes his appearance, and Now everyone seems to be griping about not being in the comic that i have 14 issues of... FOURTEEN!!! STOP BITCHING.

In other news I already have the art ready for Wednesdays, Fridays, Next Mondays, and Halloween, already Ready for inking and Text... I'm on a roll here! I've got all this energy cause i'm feeling real good about this job tuesday, I know I'm gonna get it, I just know it. Pray for me and Vote for me... life will turn out alright.

As far as the comment "I can't believe you said that." The shock is of course coming from the fact that 3 out of my 14 comics have already taken pop shots at religion, I am in fact and Southern Baptist... ok, well... I go to a Southrern baptist church (every now and then) but I am one of the few honest to God, Christian among my main group of friends. So when I pull out something blasphemous at random, people are even more in awe because I'm the good little Christian and no one expects it. It's a wonderful life I live.

And if you're completely oblivious to the conversation and don't get the joke, Then you don't play Amtgard and you suck, go learn some foam swinging goodness!
See you later True Believers!

"I can't believe you just ripped off stan Lee"
shut up nezzy
Edit- 5:12pm 10172005
Ack, Also I forgot to do this MOM!!! DAD!!! HAPPY 23 YEARS OF LOVE AND AFFECTION, WITH OUT YOU I WOULD HAVE BEEN CONCIEVED BY A PSYCHOTIC BLACK BEAR AND A PIZZA DELIVERY GUY. I OWE YOU MY EXISTANCE, HAVE A HAPPY ANNIVERSARY THINGY TODAY!!!

Sketchy Schools you All!

2005-10-13T23:01:00.000-05:00

Hey Guys, a little bit of a cop out, but it's still funny.

Monday's comic is already in production as we speak and there should be no fears that it will actually rank as a quality peice of work. It introduces yet another character of the fucked up life I live, and That may just be the theme of the next week or so leading up to the Halloween Week of Horrible... Stuff.

But in even bigger news, I ask my faithful viewers (And first time comers to the site) to admire the nice little button down at the bottom of the page. It's a new addition to the site, as I now have the Comic registered on the Buzzcomix.net Top 100 WebComics. Now currently I stand at 610 on the top one hundred, but with your love and support, perhaps I can keep it moving on up, and In due time, when other webcomics fall off the face of the earth and people get bored with old news, My Insult will reign supreme... or at least get into the top 100 of the Top 100...

So click on the Button and you can see my Legendary Lincoln Banner, used for the site before... last week... when i made the spiffier "No Class" Banner (all viewable on my Photobucket Gallery. So all of you enjoy the comic, and I will be back monday at 12:01, to deliver another slobberknocker for you all to coo over.
Yipee ki yay...

When This House is Rockin...

2005-10-11T23:01:00.000-05:00

(Edit 2:58pmEST 10-12-2005)
Oi my people, sorry it's taken so long to actually put text up here.
About the comic, as you can see it's rough, i didn't have time to erase all the excess penciling/lost my eraser, and i need to try and get the lines to look smoother, but hey, progess is progress. Yes, two new characters thrown into the mix, their respective real world counterparts had bugged me, and even put on a crazy ass show, just so i'd put them in the damned comic (Those exploits will be seen come halloween) So here they are, Kayt and jeremy. Man I can't wait till i can get some serious hosting, I so want to do a character's page, that way i'd still have a one up on Megatokyo, Fred hasn't updated his character page since i started reading come volume 0...

Also, for future reference, I have no actual beef with Megatokyo or Fred Gallagher, I respect the man for his abilities and all that he's accomplished. It's just fun to pick on a world renound comic about a bunch of moody characters and their crazy adventures in japan. I stopped the comic at the end of volume 2 and declared that anything after that was just a lie that Dom had created. But I love fred's work and give him the utmost props. But since Penny Arcade has the Monopoly on flaming Scott Kurtz, I needed someone to get into web rap battles with.

I really ought to start posting on Live journal again, It's nice bitching about things here, but my LG audience needs some love too. meh, i'll get around to it. work already begun on friday's comic... meaning i'm clawing my eyes out thinking up a comic that's not racially offensive.
/hug
-Deuce out-

Jesus Boy and Gothic Dude #1

2005-10-09T23:38:00.000-05:00

Welcome one and all to a fresher newer comic than the past. look, there's Ink, it's darker and easier to see, a trend I plan on continuing, along with the help of my roommate kayt. Also you'll notice that this comic is thinner and sleeker than the others, this comic As all comics from this day forth will be 400x1000 px instead of the chunky 500x925. there is also the addition of word bubbles, which will improve as my comic making skill improves with me. And, one of my new banners is up there as the "Logo" until i can forge a better Logo. If any of you have regurally updated sites, i can throw y'all a banner to link for me, it'd be appreciated.

So I was an hour or so late with the comic, Photobucket was being a bitch and so was blogger.

I plan on updating the site itself as soon as i'm better acquainted with HTML, it's all a learning process, and i'm glad i've got fans and friends to support me as i learn.

-deuce

Women are from Venus.

2005-10-07T05:05:00.000-05:00

Ok, now for a proper edit to the text.

Hey guys, Felt lasier than usual and decided to bust out the mad sprite copping skills like a bad newgrounds submission. Yeah, i've been nostalgic as of late, How many people even fucking remember Illusion of Gaia, whew. I feel so old thinking back to how addicted i was to this game back on the SNES, and now here i am in 2005 on the brink of the XBox 360's release and i'm still jacking roms to play old school games. I would love to see them do a proper 3d Redux of this game, fix a couple of the storyline glitches, and let's see it on a newer system. Come on Square Enix, you've got the rights to it. Let's see something special!

On a note about the comic, I'm currently going through new technology designs for the newest comics, specifically the halloween issues i'm working on as we speak. As for the new tech, it pretty much means i'm going to draw a character, a back ground, other characters, random items, cut them out and put them together for the scanner. It'd be like making an animated short, only with less skill than Southpark. But that's all i've got to bitch about, Tune into my Live journal Sunday-ish for my new weekly Bitching at the world.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/deucethewild

Tony Blair, Drunken Crimefighter

2005-10-04T23:01:00.000-05:00

those are my friends, Jay and Marcus

In Jay's Defense, he hadn't slept much before this conversation happened.

in my defense, it was still fucking hilarious.

my head really fucking hurts

2005-10-02T20:36:00.000-05:00

it all hurts, i'm updating before midnight cause i'll probablly have crashed by then.
fuck explaining it all, just enjoy the shit i scribbled.

Dead Artist Day

2005-09-29T23:01:00.000-05:00

felt more like bitching than making an actual comic, but it is a look up towards what i can do eventually now that i'm getting back into the swing of drawing more often.

ahh, life is great, and serenity opens today!

gonna go see serenity, gonna go see serenity!

Bad games = Urine

2005-09-27T23:01:00.000-05:00

I've gone slightly insane over the past couple of weeks. times have been rough and it's not getting any easier. so that's why i've decided to actually finish project "Misty" and make some quick money in the back alleys of Knoxville by beating down Drug dealers.

see... totally insane...

Well I was thinking about signing up with the Adspace mumbo jumbo blogger's been bugging me about, where like, i can earn revenue if my fans click my advertisements... and I don't want to do that to y'all, cause I love you, all of you. And despite the fact that I need the money, I'm not going to make you go to bullshit sites for me to get paid... Instead I'm opening up the "Deuce is Fucking Po' " Foundation, taking donations at all your local "The Barony" locations.... in oak ridge...

and a cure for aids too

2005-09-25T23:12:00.000-05:00

Wind waker, is in fact a great game... it's and addictive game... but I'm going to work on a Mod to kill some of the fucking ignorant townsfolk that get in my way all the time with their useless babble that doesn't help me with my goals... and i'm not talking about the people who are just there, these are the people i'm SUPPOSED to talk to... they don't know anything... ever.

but i won't put the controller down except when sailing from town to town, so damn addicting...

I wish they'd reprint Lightning Bolt

2005-09-22T23:01:00.000-05:00

Here we go, I'm thinking i like the style that "Jesus Boy" is drawn in, so i may try and shift toward more cartoony drawings... Mondays the next update... it can only get better guys, so hang in there.

also, FYI comments are now available here on the comic page itself, so give me feed back, especially if you're not a friend of mine. I like knowing this thing is getting around.

Laziness - Wednesday

2005-09-20T21:34:00.000-05:00

ok, this wasn't even me trying that hard, i apologize, i'm going to start work on Friday's Comic (I've decided to update midnight on MWF ) tonight, and by then i should have something that looks much better, preferablly flat black and white inks because i found my old equipment and life looks brighter.

this comic is a joke you only get if you've plated E.Darkness

SO GO AND FUCKING PLAY THE GAME, IT'S GREAT!!!

Sophmore Attempt

2005-09-19T18:12:00.000-05:00

This is the second comic i've made so far, it may be a while before i post a thirsd, i may make it weekly until i get more time on my hands.

I'm sorry if this causes any problems... this is a work of fiction so far... so bah.

First Endeavors

2005-09-19T18:11:00.000-05:00

This is the first comic, It will get better as time goes by, stop bitching.